Undoubtedly the sexiest human being alive:

I'm not going to lie, sometimes I'm so hot, I give myself goosebumps walking by myself. Sometimes, I see myself in the hall in the ATC, and I doubt my sexuality, because my good looks sometimes come close to turning me gay for myself. At least 41 assassinations have been attempted on me by men all over the world, jealous of my incredible powers of seduction and my unbelievable good looks. Sorry, but David's here to say, and he isn't getting any less sexy, so you other guys best be happy with the leftovers.

"Drop the gun."
-Protest the Hero.