Let's talk about whose babies belong to who.

Let's get a little something out of the way. Rody Walker has official legal possession of my children. This means if I ever have any babies actually worth keeping, I'm morally and patriotically obligated to feed/donate them to Rody Walker. This means that these:

Are in fact the property of this man:

This way, even if my wife/woman decides to ruin my baby's life by eating healthy, exercising, and reading to it in the womb, my seed will be raised by the god of metal vocals himself, and will grow to be strong and kick an incredulous amount of ass. As we speak, the Pentagon is preparing a defense against the onslaught by the David/Rody babies. They will crush the earth under their fingers, and as men, they will strike fear in the hearts of the gods themselves and blind all those who gaze upon them. Yeah.

Also, in this new future ruled by my babies, it's gonna rain whales.

Get pumped.

"I swear I have compassion, I've just been trained to disregard the prisoner's life: cause I'm a prison guard."