Anyone who has known me for more than a day knows that my favorite band ever, period, was Coheed and Cambria. Until yesterday. Yesterday, I was browsing the World Wide Web, as I so often do, when I remembered that I hadn't done my daily check-up on how my favorite band was doing. I quickly typed my way to Coheed's myspace page, and their Snazzalicious "Neverender" Wallpaper loaded up. So far, everything was fine. I scrolled down to the section of their page about recent news/tour dates, and couldn't help but notice something. Coheed's profile picture had the word "SLIPKNOT" at the top of it, and the cover of Slipknot's new album: "Poorly Written Lyrics, Awful Vocals, and Mediocre Instrumentation: Volume 6". I blinked and looked again. Underneath was the text: with special guests: Coheed and Cambria, Trivium, and another lame band. My heartbeat slowed. I couldn't see, and I'm pretty sure I was unconscious for like 20 seconds. I returned to my computer, and attempted to write a blog post about the situation, but was too damn angry. So I went to bed, hoping this whole thing was a nightmare.
Turns out, it wasn't a nightmare.
Coheed and Cambria are touring with Slipknot.
For those of you who know me extra well, you know I now am required to find a new favorite band.
This is going to be extremely difficult.
As for all my Coheed music, I'm not sure what I'm going to do with it. I will probably have to compeletely separate myself from Coheed society and current events, and ignore everything they do. How will I purchase their new album without paying attention to it? I'm not entirely sure.
So much confusion. So much to do.
I've been looking for a new favorite band, and I'm begging anyone who thinks they can help to try. I'm going to ignore your suggestions and put you down if you recommend bad music to me.
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I'm just gonna throw Queen out there, for good measure. I would be remiss if they weren't mentioned by anyone.
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