Coheed.

This long overdue post concerns what is possibly the greatest band to ever exist, named Coheed and Cambria. Regardless of how many people read this, my job here is done if just one person does. Without Coheed, life itself would not exist. Claudio Sanchez's explosive vocals will asplode your brain out of the back of your head, and his hair can kill a rhinocerous somehow. I'm not sure if that's even how you spell rhinocerous, but however you spell it, Claudio's hair can kill it. Guess what I'm listening to right now... Coheed and Cambria. Yeah. The acoustic demo of Welcome Home. And my mom's home. Right now. So I'll be right back. It's cold outside. And the acoustic demo of Welcome Home just blew my mind. Here I've provided a chart which clearly proves my point:

See that red line? Yeah. Moving on to the acoustic demo of A Favor House Atlantic, I realize that Claudio's voice and recording talent are fantastic. Even outside of Claudio, all the other band members are fantastic. Travis Stevers' guitar solo at the end of the Light & the Glass blew 40 of my minds, and the altered lyrics on "A Favor House Atlantic" blew them again. This blog is starting to sound really sexual. I'm going outside. I have a life.